Welcome to my biography

I have spent many days and nights trying to piece together the colourful and intricate jigsaw puzzle of my life so far, so that you and others may read at your leisure, something about me, my thoughts and beliefs if you are at all interested or curious.

I have tried to be as open and truthful as possible while writing these pages and if you are shocked or offended by any of the things I have written, then we suggest you count to ten and go directly to the photo section.

For those less easily offended who are disappointed at the lack of explicit content in the following pages, we suggest you wait until the book comes out : )